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So apparenty Yahweh had a wife
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RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife
(March 19, 2011 at 12:23 am)DiRNiS Wrote: I wonder when Yahweh found the time among all the mass drowning, burning, torturing, turning people into salt, exterminating babies, sending plagues, etc to rip out one of his ribs and make himself a wife.

Even worse this makes Yahweh look like a cheating scum by impregnating another woman (Mary). So apart from being a homicidal douchebag, he also comes across as a cheating scumbag.

Why do so many people worship such an asshole?

Actually, he had a wife and then they took her away when the Hebrews decided to go with monotheism. They poor sexually frustrated guy then channeled all his sexual energy into aggression and tried to fill his need for marital love with demands for sycophantic adoration from mortals. It wasn't until he got laid in the NT that he mellowed out some.
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So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by DiRNiS - March 19, 2011 at 12:23 am
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by Jax - March 19, 2011 at 12:26 am
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by Minimalist - March 19, 2011 at 7:52 pm
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by ib.me.ub - March 19, 2011 at 12:32 am
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by DeistPaladin - March 19, 2011 at 8:18 am
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by Rwandrall - March 19, 2011 at 3:20 pm
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by DeistPaladin - March 19, 2011 at 6:00 pm
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by ozgoat - March 19, 2011 at 6:24 pm
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by padraic - March 20, 2011 at 3:53 am
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by Zen Badger - March 21, 2011 at 7:04 am
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by Rwandrall - March 19, 2011 at 8:02 pm
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by Minimalist - March 19, 2011 at 8:06 pm
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by HeyItsZeus - March 19, 2011 at 8:15 pm
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by Minimalist - March 19, 2011 at 8:29 pm
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by reverendjeremiah - March 20, 2011 at 12:19 pm
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by KichigaiNeko - March 21, 2011 at 7:10 am
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by DeistPaladin - March 21, 2011 at 9:46 am
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by LastPoet - March 20, 2011 at 4:42 pm
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by the6dead - March 21, 2011 at 9:57 am
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by everythingafter - March 21, 2011 at 10:51 am
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by the6dead - March 21, 2011 at 12:39 pm
RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife - by everythingafter - March 21, 2011 at 12:52 pm

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