So lets say God appeared right in front of you.

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So lets say God appeared right in front of you.

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RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you.

March 21, 2011 at 2:17 pm

(March 21, 2011 at 8:18 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: I would ask the fucking bastard why didn't he come with wine?? And to wipe his fucking feet...and how Dare he "just appear" infront of me...has he got NO manners AT ALL??

I know..right!?! I think I will change my answer from "where the fuck have you been?" to just bitch slaaping him like a dog. I would back hand him so hard that people who saw it would say "GOD DAMN!" and then cringe while they saw the slow motion of the shock waves rolling across Jebus's cheek flesh as a tooth slowly flies out of his mouth, tumbling across the sky followed my a trail of blood.

I would then demand that Jebus practice what he preached and turned the other cheek for me.
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No..I would just kick him in the nuts with my steel toed boots...HARD! Confused Fall

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So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Jax - March 19, 2011 at 5:45 am

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Dotard - March 19, 2011 at 5:51 am

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Rwandrall - March 19, 2011 at 6:13 am

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RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Violet - March 19, 2011 at 6:51 am

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Tearjerker - March 19, 2011 at 8:25 am

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by theVOID - March 19, 2011 at 9:42 am

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by HeyItsZeus - March 19, 2011 at 9:45 am

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by DiRNiS - March 19, 2011 at 10:09 am

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Skipper - March 19, 2011 at 10:22 am

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Ace Otana - March 19, 2011 at 7:32 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by fr0d0 - March 19, 2011 at 7:32 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by theVOID - March 19, 2011 at 10:22 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by reverendjeremiah - March 20, 2011 at 3:52 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by fr0d0 - March 21, 2011 at 5:02 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Minimalist - March 19, 2011 at 7:46 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by fr0d0 - March 19, 2011 at 7:52 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Minimalist - March 19, 2011 at 7:55 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Justtristo - March 20, 2011 at 2:31 am

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Edwardo Piet - March 20, 2011 at 7:41 am

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by fr0d0 - March 20, 2011 at 8:58 am

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Skipper - March 20, 2011 at 9:37 am

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Edwardo Piet - March 20, 2011 at 10:17 am

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RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by reverendjeremiah - March 20, 2011 at 11:56 am

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RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by reverendjeremiah - March 20, 2011 at 1:23 pm

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RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Minimalist - March 20, 2011 at 3:17 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by KichigaiNeko - March 21, 2011 at 8:18 am

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by reverendjeremiah - March 21, 2011 at 2:17 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by reverendjeremiah - March 21, 2011 at 5:10 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Anomalocaris - March 21, 2011 at 5:52 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by reverendjeremiah - March 21, 2011 at 6:13 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by fr0d0 - March 21, 2011 at 5:14 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by reverendjeremiah - March 21, 2011 at 5:28 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by fr0d0 - March 21, 2011 at 5:33 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by reverendjeremiah - March 21, 2011 at 5:51 pm

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RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by reverendjeremiah - March 22, 2011 at 10:53 pm

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by Jax - March 23, 2011 at 12:55 am

RE: So lets say God appeared right in front of you. - by reverendjeremiah - March 23, 2011 at 1:09 am

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