God must be random

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I'll assume your not stupid and try this out.

1. Properties are either intelligently assigned or randomly assigned. (Or stupidly assigned, by a dumby)
2. God has properties.  (or she doesn't...)
3. God was not assigned these properties by someone else. (Or a cosmic die roll did it)
4a. Assume God did not assign his own properties to himself. (You've already made 3 of them why stop?)
5a. No one assigned God his properties, so they are not intelligently assigned. (random die roll)
6a. God's properties are random. (again 3).?
4b. Assume God did assign his own properties to himself. (why? Think we are begging the question?).
5b. We can reasonably agree that God assigned himself his own properties according to his own preferences. (Defiantly Begging the question now.)
6bA. Assume God assigned himself his own preferences. (we haven't stopped assuming why start now?)
7bA. Before God assigned himself his own preferences, he did not have any preferences.
8bA. God assigned himself his own preferences randomly. (so this is “ok” for random but not others ok..)
9bA. God assigned himself his own properties according to random preferences.
10bA. God's properties are random.
6bB. Assume God did not assign himself his own preferences. (You just said he did viva 6bA)...
7bB. God's preferences are not intelligently assigned.
8bB. God's preferences are random.
9bB. Go to 9bA.

Congrats you created some nonsense! Well done!

This kinda random, un-thought-out nonsense is exactly why pricks like Dirch love this forum.