RE: Alcohol is strange
April 16, 2016 at 5:20 pm
(This post was last modified: April 16, 2016 at 5:20 pm by scoobysnack.)
Alcohol is strange. Lowers inhibitions that normally would keep you from doing things you normally wouldn't. I'm sure we have all had regrets, I know I have. I have two metal plates in my hand because of booze. Punched a brick wall after playing pool actually in excitement, yet turned to disaster. One time in the dorms some girls slipped a note under my door calling me out on how I hurt her feelings when I was super drunk, and basically blacked it out that I didn't remember the conversation or ever meeting her. Went and apologized to her, even though I didn't remember anything. Been to jail multiple times over alcohol. One time I was down in New Orleans on New Years eve when I was 19 and sneaking into bars. Was too drunk to get in one, so my friends went in, and I wandered off into the ghetto apparently. Don't remember, but my lawyer said I was trying to get into homes to take a piss, and the cops came. Next thing I remember I was in jail. They say SOBER stands for son of a bitch everything's real. At least once you sober up and realize what you did.
Classic quote from cheers:
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
Classic quote from cheers:
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
