Catholic Church Opposes Removing Statute of Limitations for Child Rape

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Upon more reflection, maybe this is where we get pragmatic.

1500 years of Catholic priest pedophilia and it's as bad as it's ever been:


Maybe we need to regulate it instead of prohibit it ??

Set some minimum weight a male child has to be before he can be safely anally sodomized with a minimal risk of tearing.  Screen the priests for communicable diseases.  The money saved in lawsuits (if it's legal, no one can sue) can be used to salve the guilt of parents who would sign the consent forms for their kids to be abused.  Maybe limiting selection of kids to the disabled ones, preferably the mute ones so they can't discuss their experiences, would be considered a blessing/sacrament too ?

And then the  rest of us can go back to worrying about oceanic acidification.

So you're suggesting signs like this outside of all churches?



The idea has merit.