God is dead Nasa killed him.

[reverendjeremiah]

Astronauts prepare the creators body for the return to Earth.

"He was damn fast. And strong—as strong as anyone I've ever engaged," said Captain Trevor Sullivan, the astronaut who, after his weary team dragged a bloodied and beaten God back to the lunar module, executed Him with a single gunshot to the head. "He fought like a wild animal, and the fact that He's omnipotent really worked against us. But we know a few tricks ourselves, and after all was said and done, we took Him down for good."

"Gotta give Him credit, though, God was defiant right up until the end. Scrappy bastard spit right in my face just before I pulled the trigger," added Sullivan, smiling.

LMFAO. You have GOT to love the onion.

Does this mean the Onion will no longer be having interviews with God, as it does on occassions?