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Muhammed Al Tyson, vs Hubble and NASA
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Muhammed Al Tyson, vs Hubble and NASA
Lots of Pluto fans were "mad" in a silly way, but mad at the black guy, because we all know it is always the black guy's fault that Pluto got demoted. Hubble NASA twitter page is saying it is keeping track of our solar system's "outer planets"

https://twitter.com/nasahubble

Pluto was caught on camera, saying, " What did I ever do to you Muhammed Al Tyson? I am going to eat my spinach, get bigger then kick your ASSTROPHYCISIST" 

But I can identify, I was 17, skinny as hell, and tried to have my 18 year old friend get me into a local bar. Nope, Neil was the bouncer. 

But Neil argued that all he did was point out the data and the scientific community agreed with him, Just like the bouncer, " Dude, you seem like a nice planet, but I could lose my job if I let you in."
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RE: Muhammed Al Tyson, vs Hubble and NASA
Fuck you.

N.E.L.I.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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At work.

1) I don't actually think inanimate objects care what a bunch of jumped up hominids think.

2) As we learn more about the reality around us our understanding will shift and so too will our labels for such be revised.

3) The subtle plans of the Fungii from Yoggoth to lull us into complacency continue to grow towards fruition.

Coffee
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RE: Muhammed Al Tyson, vs Hubble and NASA
(December 15, 2020 at 6:32 pm)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.

1) I don't actually think inanimate objects care what a bunch of jumped up hominids think.

2) As we learn more about the reality around us our understanding will shift and so too will our labels for such be revised.

3) The subtle plans of the Fungii from Yoggoth to lull us into complacency continue to grow towards fruition.

 Coffee

No, I posted this in the humor section because I wanted to start a debate on the Grand Unified ABBA Theory. Frightening isn't it?

Pluto was my mole. Well, boil, but that is mincing words. Then that Jim Crow, smart guy had to come along and count the exact number of beans in the jar and kicked Pluto out of the wet T Shirt contest bar on spring break.
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RE: Muhammed Al Tyson, vs Hubble and NASA
(December 15, 2020 at 6:39 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 15, 2020 at 6:32 pm)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.

1) I don't actually think inanimate objects care what a bunch of jumped up hominids think.

2) As we learn more about the reality around us our understanding will shift and so too will our labels for such be revised.

3) The subtle plans of the Fungii from Yoggoth to lull us into complacency continue to grow towards fruition.

 Coffee

No, I posted this in the humor section because I wanted to start a debate on the Grand Unified ABBA Theory. Frightening isn't it?

Pluto was my mole. Well, boil, but that is mincing words. Then that Jim Crow, smart guy had to come along and count the exact number of beans in the jar and kicked Pluto out of the wet T Shirt contest bar on spring break.

Fuck you.

S.N.E.L.I.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Muhammed Al Tyson, vs Hubble and NASA
At work.

*Steeples manipulative appendages.... *

Obfuscation all according to plan.....
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RE: Muhammed Al Tyson, vs Hubble and NASA
I have no idea what is happening in this thread.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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RE: Muhammed Al Tyson, vs Hubble and NASA
At work.

Exactly as planned.....
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(December 15, 2020 at 8:33 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I have no idea what is happening in this thread.

It’s ok, neither does Brian.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Muhammed Al Tyson, vs Hubble and NASA
Okay - I feel a little better now.   Faints
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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