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Not this shit again, Hitchens deathbed "conversion".
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RE: Not this shit again, Hitchens deathbed "conversion".
(April 19, 2016 at 2:45 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Oh so this guy was there on Hitch's deathbed was he?

No.

Case closed.

Oh, would that 'twere so simple. The tale will grow with the telling. The Hitch will become a penitent, then a convert, then finally a desperate born-again evangelist in postmortem. Hordes of shocktroops of the faith will queue at our gates, each only too triumphantly gleeful to parrot the ever-grinding theist rumour mill and use his death to share with us the wonderful news that it's not too late if we only repent as he didn’t. The most feared of the Horsemen will be reduced to a proselytising tool forever.

Fucking coffin chasing parasites.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Not this shit again, Hitchens deathbed "conversion". - by Cyberman - April 19, 2016 at 8:45 pm

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