I used to think that the whole 911 thing was an orchestrated conspiracy. I wasn't a strident truther or anything, I just didn't have access to the facts the way I do now.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'