Did you know that my signature is encoded on a CD-ROM that's currently in orbit around Saturn, aboard the Cassini probe? I submitted it as part of a campaign by the Jet Propulsion Lab and I have the confirmation paperwork as evidence. So a million years from now, aliens will be able to claim social security benefits in my name.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
