My personal favourite is still the drainpipe - "the second plumbing".
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...mbing.html
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Mr Morriss said: 'We were just sitting around, having a good chinwag at about 10pm and suddenly Alex said: "There's Jesus on the drainpipe!".
'No one believed her at first but we all crouched down to get a look and started to get quite excited about it.
'We were all amazed. We were just chewing the fat, as you do and then the Messiah turned up.'
Miss Cotton, from Coventry, West Midlands, said: 'When I pointed it out to them their first reaction was just, "Wow". They were absolutely stunned.
I would suggest the proper story was "Mr Morriss said: 'We were just sitting around, having a good chinwag at about 10pm shortly after finishing our 3rd big fat joint and suddenly Alex said: "There's Jesus on the drainpipe!".
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...mbing.html
Mr Morriss said: 'We were just sitting around, having a good chinwag at about 10pm and suddenly Alex said: "There's Jesus on the drainpipe!".
'No one believed her at first but we all crouched down to get a look and started to get quite excited about it.
'We were all amazed. We were just chewing the fat, as you do and then the Messiah turned up.'
Miss Cotton, from Coventry, West Midlands, said: 'When I pointed it out to them their first reaction was just, "Wow". They were absolutely stunned.
I would suggest the proper story was "Mr Morriss said: 'We were just sitting around, having a good chinwag at about 10pm shortly after finishing our 3rd big fat joint and suddenly Alex said: "There's Jesus on the drainpipe!".
