How could I forget this one.
Did you know (you probably do, as I've said this before) that as Buzz Aldrin was exiting the Eagle lander on the Moon in 1969, he was bursting for the toilet. He couldn't nip behind a boulder, so he just had to go in his suit. Meaning that although Neil Armstrong will always be the first human to step onto the surface of another world, Aldrin is the first person ever to piss on one.
Did you know (you probably do, as I've said this before) that as Buzz Aldrin was exiting the Eagle lander on the Moon in 1969, he was bursting for the toilet. He couldn't nip behind a boulder, so he just had to go in his suit. Meaning that although Neil Armstrong will always be the first human to step onto the surface of another world, Aldrin is the first person ever to piss on one.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
