Catholic Church Opposes Removing Statute of Limitations for Child Rape

[Pat Mustard]

This why that One Billion catholicks number needs to be dismissed.  The silly motherfuckers are probably still counting me.

Unless you managed to write into your local bishop requesting that your baptism be purged, before they removed that provision from canon law (which was in about 2011 after 13,000 Irish people officially left the church in ten months after the site countmeout.org publicised the rule), then yeah you're considered catholic under their rules.