*I come potty trained. Unlike a baby or puppy.
*No claws. Unlike cat.
*No veterinary bill for shots (i already have them).
*I won't destroy Tokyo, so you don't have to worry about being the owner of a pet that destroyed Tokyo.
*I don't cry or whine noisily.
*Unfortunately you can't ride me. Luckily, ponies are small and you probably couldn't ride them anyway. On the other hand: I can ride you.
*No claws. Unlike cat.
*No veterinary bill for shots (i already have them).
*I won't destroy Tokyo, so you don't have to worry about being the owner of a pet that destroyed Tokyo.
*I don't cry or whine noisily.
*Unfortunately you can't ride me. Luckily, ponies are small and you probably couldn't ride them anyway. On the other hand: I can ride you.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
