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You know why Heaven has gates?
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RE: You know why Heaven has gates?
Reminds me of the old joke (modified version)

Atheist dies and to his suprise finds himself in Heaven being greeted by none other than St Peter.

"Welcome mate, Would you like a tour of the place??"

"Sure" says the Atheist, still somewhat bemused

"Over here we have the Kiddies Creche; and here we have the Jewish sector, Over there is the Islamic sector (I keep telling them that they don't NEED the sand...but hey) Over here we have the Hindu sector ..."

At which point the atheist stops St Peter with a question...."Look this is all very nice but I can't help noticing that we have been walking along a wall. Just what is over on the other side...the atheist secctor??"

"Oh bless you no" says St Peter "That's the Christian sector....they think they are the only ones up here"
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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You know why Heaven has gates? - by Cinjin - April 7, 2011 at 3:27 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by KichigaiNeko - April 7, 2011 at 3:43 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Dotard - April 7, 2011 at 8:34 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by DeistPaladin - April 7, 2011 at 9:12 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Strongbad - April 7, 2011 at 11:32 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Minimalist - April 7, 2011 at 12:29 pm
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Zenith - April 11, 2011 at 9:54 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Welsh cake - April 11, 2011 at 11:03 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Zenith - April 11, 2011 at 11:42 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Autumnlicious - April 11, 2011 at 12:42 pm
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Tearjerker - April 11, 2011 at 1:02 pm

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