I hate Church and still feel obligated to go

[Excited Penguin]

I went to Church this one time with a friend and sat down on a bench outside. The "staff" must've sensed my skepticism, they kept giving me the stink eye until they finally walked over and begun inquiring about what we were doing there exactly - we had simply sat quietly on the bench up until that point. That was... fun. I guess my disgust and contempt at the whole thing must have shown somehow, even from afar.

I seriously hate those places. I don't think I hate anything like a place of worship. They are the most powerful reminders of human fallibility and wrapped in a particularly boring package at that.