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I hate Church and still feel obligated to go
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RE: I hate Church and still feel obligated to go
dragon, if you still feel obligation to attend divine services, all I can do is suggest you make the most of it. For instance, you could go early and switch the organ sheet music with that for 'Inna Gada Da Vida'. Or you could fart and then shout, 'Hark! An angel has spoken!'. If you make it all the way through the service, stop someone outside the church and ask them their opinion of the Book of Peloponnesians. After they tell you, inform them that there IS no 'Book of Peloponnesians'.

My personal fave, though, is to bring a few small plastic dinosaurs to church. At some point during the Lesson, take them out and start playing with them. When someone asks you what you think you're doing, calmly reply, 'These are dinosaurs. They ruled the Earth for 150 million years.' Great fun.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: I hate Church and still feel obligated to go - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 1, 2016 at 2:52 pm

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