You know why Heaven has gates?

[Dotard]

And that one reminds me of one:

TackAttack passes on and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. Instead of ol' St. Peter, God himself greets Tacky.

Tacky is overwhelmed by this personal greeting and damn near faints when God asks Tacky if he would join him for dinner.

Tacky is elated and meets God at the appointed time. Tacky joins God sitting on a cloud and notices they have a good view of Hell. God pulls out a can of tuna and some crackers. While munching on his T&C Tacky notices the denizens of Hell are chowing on steaks and lobsters. God thanks Tacky and asks if he would join him again tommorrow. Of course Tacky is happy to accept the invitation.

Next day Tacky arrives and God, once again, pulls out the can of tuna and some crackers. Tacky is just happy to be in the presence of God so he doesn't say anything as he notes the Hell bound are having a big buffet spread of the finest meats and stuffs. Again God is pleased and asks Tacky if he'd like dinner with God again the next day. Tacky accepts and meets God the next day.

Can of tuna and crackers as Hell dines on Prime Rib and baked alaska.

Tacky can't take it any more. "God?" Tacky says, "I'm really honored you invite me to eat with you every night, I'm really grateful but I have a question."
"Yes my good and faithful servant, what is it you'd like to ask?" God replies.
"Here in heaven it's been tuna and crackers for dinner, yet all those in Hell have been eating like kings. Why is that?"

"Well Tacky," the Lord says, "It's just too much trouble doing all that cooking just for the two of us."