Quote:A woman dies and goes to heaven. As St. Peter is processing her, she hears a woman screaming in pain. She looks in the room and sees them drilling holes in the woman's shoulders to fasten the wings. Then she hears a man screaming and sees them drilling holes in his head to fasten the halo.
"I do not want to go to heaven", she tells St. Peter. "I'll go to the other place."
"You don't want to go there", he replies. "They rape and sodomize you down there."
"I don't care", she answers. "At least I already have holes for that."
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You know why Heaven has gates? - by Cinjin - April 7, 2011 at 3:27 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by KichigaiNeko - April 7, 2011 at 3:43 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Dotard - April 7, 2011 at 8:34 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by DeistPaladin - April 7, 2011 at 9:12 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Strongbad - April 7, 2011 at 11:32 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Minimalist - April 7, 2011 at 12:29 pm
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Zenith - April 11, 2011 at 9:54 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Welsh cake - April 11, 2011 at 11:03 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Zenith - April 11, 2011 at 11:42 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Autumnlicious - April 11, 2011 at 12:42 pm
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Tearjerker - April 11, 2011 at 1:02 pm
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