(May 3, 2016 at 12:09 pm)robvalue Wrote: Haha. I do remember the exact scene when I lost my virginity. I kind of wish I didn't.
I remember mine as well. Sunday March 25th, 2001. I wad 31. Sam and I had been together about three weeks and it genuinely never crossed my mind to do anything past kissing. Probably because I didn't try it on like a typical bloke might, she made the first move on me, promising that the weekend was going to be amazing.
Saturday came around and I was starting to fight off a cold, which wouldn't have been a problem at that stage. But that evening got spoiled after her bag and phone got stolen and we had to spend hours in Dudley police station. So she said she'd come to my parents' house for Sunday dinner the next day, while everyone was out for the day and we had the place to ourselves. Unfortunately by that point my body said "fuck you, you're having this cold whether you like it or not". So although I wasn't laid up, and my first sex was still great (despite being the first and only time I wore a condom), it wasn't as fantastic as repeated and vigorous practice would make it become.
As my dad drove her back home later - much later - she and I had a whispered conversation about it on the back seat, and while she couldn't believe it was my first time, she was so proud of having a virgin.
I also remember the very last time we did it. Wednesday May 12th 2010. But I won't go into that just now. Let's just say we were so in tune by then.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
