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You know why Heaven has gates?

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You know why Heaven has gates?
Tearjerker Offline
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RE: You know why Heaven has gates?
April 11, 2011 at 1:02 pm
It's there so people can bribe the guard and sneak in, period!
In the deep forest by a yearnings side
Is a flower growing in the still of the night.
Moonlit night with her would blend - if you break her...
Your life must end!
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You know why Heaven has gates?

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You know why Heaven has gates? - by Cinjin - April 7, 2011 at 3:27 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by KichigaiNeko - April 7, 2011 at 3:43 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Dotard - April 7, 2011 at 8:34 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by DeistPaladin - April 7, 2011 at 9:12 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Strongbad - April 7, 2011 at 11:32 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Minimalist - April 7, 2011 at 12:29 pm
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Zenith - April 11, 2011 at 9:54 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Welsh cake - April 11, 2011 at 11:03 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Zenith - April 11, 2011 at 11:42 am
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Autumnlicious - April 11, 2011 at 12:42 pm
RE: You know why Heaven has gates? - by Tearjerker - April 11, 2011 at 1:02 pm

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