Just When You Thought Arizona Couldn't Get Stupider...

[Dotard]

Ya know ACE, everyone isn't a "MachoMan, I'll take that knife and stick it up your ass, I'm Macho Man!"

You seem to fancy yourself as one of those T.V. kung-fu masters who take on a whole fuckin room of folks who come at you one at a time. Life here isn't like the movies. Even without guns or knives a pack of no-gooders will pick up bats and crowbars to take your possessions and rape your woman.

If you truely believe you can go all Ninja and wipe the floor with all 6+ of them then good for you, I'd really like to see that. Some of us are 50 year old, worked hard all their lives for what they have and, because of the hard back-breaking work, have bad backs and crickity knees.

It is a very real and present danger to stroll the street. In many areas car-jacking is like a frickin' sport. My 50 year old body can't spring out of the car and get to Chuck Norris'ing on the pack of ner'dogoods. Even if it could all the kung fu in the world ain't gonna stop a bullet. In Washington D.C. it is illegal to own a firearm. Guess who has the highest murder and crime rate? A disarmed populace is a criminals dream come true.

This is how "ACE-Anderson" views himself in his world;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU3wPWYV6HQ


Sorry to pop your bubble ACE, but your Martial Arts wouldn't stand two seconds against my .45 Arts.

And neither would that gang of knife-wielding punks out to take my possessions. I honestly don't believe you would stand very long against that same gang. Against one or two, maybe. Three or more. I highly doubt it. You'd be poked so full of holes that when they hooked up the I.V. you'd look like a lawn sprinkler.

You ain't that bad-assed. Neither am I. I'll pack my heat, you pack your fantasies. Let's see who'd last longest when faced with multiple armed attackers. If they have guns also, I bet I'll take a couple/few with me to the morgue and you would die el solo.