"Men are all pigs"

[Thumpalumpacus]

Actually, different individuals have different criteria.

So much fail, so little time ...

So what is it then, tell us thump.
What's the criteria for becoming a real man ™.
Get a car? Get a house? Get married?
C'mon, don't be shy.

lol, material things are your go-to for defining manhood? "Marriage" should be obviously a non-starter to a genius such as yourself, considering the comparison was between you and an eleven-year-old -- you see, in America it's not legal for children that age to marry. I suppose that's part of India's enlightened culture, perhaps?

I rest my case.