I say that cheeseburgers can only come from Ceiling Cat. I'm not saying that aceilingcatists can't enjoy a nice cheeseburger, but by acknowledging that they exist they must also be acknowledging the existence of their creator, Ceiling Cat.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
