(June 2, 2016 at 4:20 am)Socratic Meth Head Wrote: God is supposed to be Omnipresent, and Hell is supposed to be a seperation from God.
This makes no sense, they cant co-exist, its one, or neither.
Christians cant sacrifice God's supposed Omnipresense or hell in order to have a somewhat consistent belief.
Now, you see, here's your problem: You're getting your ideas about Hell from C.S. Lewis, who is a deeply respected Christian apologist for reasons completely beyond my understanding. This namby-pamby dumb-ass overrated phony Christian just thinks he can toss out the Lord's Holy Word and instead get his knowledge of Hell from someplace pulled out of his ass. Plenty of other dumbass phony Christians read his crap and think somehow he knows the real truth about things he couldn't possibly know and, as far as I can tell, he's just making it up.
Now the author of Revelation, who came from an island coincidentally known for its psychedelic mushrooms, who's revelation reads like a bad acid trip but we are assured it is indeed holy revelation, now HE knew what hell was really about. And then there's the descriptions that come from our Loving Lord, who describes Hell as a torture chamber. Now it's not my place as a True Christian to question how our Lord gets His kicks but my guess is not getting laid in 2000 years might be driving some of His issues.
And where do you get that He's omnipresent? He walks through the Garden of Eden playing hide and seek with Adam and Eve. He wrestles with Jacob. He gave a speech to the nation of Israel. He had lunch with Abraham. He walks, talks and even showed off his impressive manhood to Ezekiel (our Lord is hot and hung). Scripture says our Lord has a body and a really impressive penis.
Glory!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley: