A smart guy, an average guy, and an idiot are trapped on a deserted island. They one day come across a magic slide with a sign that reads "State a liquid and it will await you at the end of this slide".
The smart guy tries it first, saying "Water!" as he slides down. And, sure enough, he lands in a pool full of water.
The next day, the average guy goes down the slide saying "Coke!" and ends up in a pool full of coca-cola.
The next day, when the idiot tries out the magic slide, he goes down saying "Weeeeeeeeeeee!"
The smart guy tries it first, saying "Water!" as he slides down. And, sure enough, he lands in a pool full of water.
The next day, the average guy goes down the slide saying "Coke!" and ends up in a pool full of coca-cola.
The next day, when the idiot tries out the magic slide, he goes down saying "Weeeeeeeeeeee!"
Don’t ask.