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There Has To Be A Joke Here, Somewhere!
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There Has To Be A Joke Here, Somewhere!
http://apnews.excite.com/article/2014100...69808.html


Quote:Police: Worker hid $1,200 worth of meat in pants
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RE: There Has To Be A Joke Here, Somewhere!
Was there plenty of room?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: There Has To Be A Joke Here, Somewhere!
If it was a black guy smuggling sausages he may have gotten away with it.

Pesky kids . . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: There Has To Be A Joke Here, Somewhere!
(October 1, 2014 at 9:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There Has To Be A Joke Here, Somewhere!
Hey Minimalist is that a sausage in your pants or are you happy to see me?
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