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God vs. Iron Chariots
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RE: God vs. Iron Chariots
(June 10, 2016 at 5:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: He's sort of like the George W. Bush of gods.

Oh so the Jews lost to the iron chariots because YHWH had to finish reading Dr Seuss before he could get up and help. George WTF Bush was metaphorically reenacting history by showing that a juggernaut nation cannot defeat aluminum box cutters.
Jesus is like Pinocchio.  He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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God vs. Iron Chariots - by Socratic Meth Head - June 6, 2016 at 9:06 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by dyresand - June 6, 2016 at 9:12 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Minimalist - June 6, 2016 at 9:31 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Paraselene - June 6, 2016 at 9:33 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by YahwehIsTheWay - June 6, 2016 at 9:36 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Mister Agenda - June 7, 2016 at 12:08 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by YahwehIsTheWay - June 6, 2016 at 9:35 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Minimalist - June 6, 2016 at 9:53 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Drich - June 7, 2016 at 11:57 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by IATIA - June 7, 2016 at 12:07 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Minimalist - June 7, 2016 at 12:38 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Drich - June 8, 2016 at 9:09 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by robvalue - June 7, 2016 at 12:13 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Iroscato - June 7, 2016 at 12:50 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Jackalope - June 8, 2016 at 2:20 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by I_am_not_mafia - June 8, 2016 at 9:43 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Cyberman - June 7, 2016 at 1:48 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Homeless Nutter - June 8, 2016 at 4:32 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Socratic Meth Head - June 8, 2016 at 12:33 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Drich - June 8, 2016 at 9:09 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Socratic Meth Head - June 8, 2016 at 5:26 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by The Valkyrie - June 8, 2016 at 12:39 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by robvalue - June 8, 2016 at 3:41 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Iroscato - June 8, 2016 at 1:23 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Cyberman - June 8, 2016 at 1:32 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Minimalist - June 8, 2016 at 1:45 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Drich - June 13, 2016 at 4:02 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Nihilist Virus - June 10, 2016 at 4:55 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Minimalist - June 10, 2016 at 5:02 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Nihilist Virus - June 10, 2016 at 5:17 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by John V - June 13, 2016 at 3:41 pm

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