Hell and God cant Co-exist.

[Pat Mustard]

A-ha...the two greatest cop-outs..."Oh, you're out of context...oh, you're taking it too literally..."

Throw in a "But that's the OLD Testament!" and we've got a complete set.

How about? "I'm too dense to figure out what is poetry and what is narrative" or "I'm too lazy to bother considering what the purpose of the various authors were so I'll just act like a shithead to every one who actually attempts to use their brain when approaching the most influential book in the history of the planet."

Get a fucking life, Redbeard.

Awww, is poor widdle Wooters crying because others are being mean to his delusions?

Well, I got news for you Chad, you're big enough and old enough now that your balls should have dropped and you should be able to take a bit of debate without pissing yor pampers.