(June 15, 2016 at 12:01 am)ignoramus Wrote: We have a rule in the house. Whoever is closer, gets things for the other person.
Also no-one wants to upset our "precious" chocolate oriental when he's sleeping on someone.
So I strategically wait till the SWMBO gets up to get something from the kitchen or I'll encourage the cat to come and sit on my lap and then I'll casually say:
Love, if you're near the fridge, can I please have an ice cream and my open diet coke please, the cat's asleep on my lap. I'll get up if you want me to? Also some lollies from the cupboard, ta.
Been sucking her in for 30 years now!
Either the cat's very old or it's stuffed.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"