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My mom is a maffia boss.
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My mom is a maffia boss.
Ok, my mom plays cards(kings row whatever that is) with her friends every Thursday at the clubhouse in the community where she used to live, WINS MOST OF THE TIME. Now she is in a retirement home and plays bingo a few times a week. And even as a kid and teen like backgammon, she'd always win.

No one buys into the bingo game, but if you win the charity worker who comes in pays out. Normal wins for the average hour is 25cents. But tonight my mom won $1.75.

There is no skill in bingo other than spotting the numbers on your card, so knowing how long she has been there and how much she wins, I swear she has the entire damned thing rigged and I am now sure she had a hand in starting Las Vegas but has kept a lid on that part of her history.

We have a running joke, when she wins she says a quarter she says "Now we can go on a cruise".
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RE: My mom is a maffia boss.
Maybe she is the only one with good-enough vision to read the cards?
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RE: My mom is a maffia boss.
(December 23, 2013 at 6:01 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Maybe she is the only one with good-enough vision to read the cards?

No, I am just having fun with my own sample rate error. I think with a gig like that it is totally meaningless and nothing but an excuse to occupy time.

But on average and she has been there for almost 4 years now, multiple people withing a setting will win 25 or 50 cents. Dollar's have been won in that time frame, but she shattered the record.

My mom is the Joe Montana/Peyton Manning of bingo.
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