RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
June 15, 2016 at 2:24 pm
(This post was last modified: June 15, 2016 at 2:26 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Flouride and sulphur. Well...there used to be flouride...now all we get is the sulphur. But also, lots of iron, pretty yellow rings on everything, and lot's of constipated people. Also, salt? Salt makes people do crazy shit. Or maybe it;s a sort of mild and constant heat stroke. Maybe it's the effect of deep refrigeration on a senile brain. Take your pick, honestly.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
