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The New 10 Commandments
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RE: The New 10 Commandments
1. Thou shalt not bow down to worship and grovel before things thy canst not see.
2. Thou shalt not believe things thou knowest art not true.
3. Thou shalt take care of thy body and not fill it with things thou knowest will shorten thy life.
4. Thou shalt not kiss thy neighbor’s ass
5. Thou shalt not lie
6. Thou shalt not kill mammals
7. If thou bringest a bone thou shalt carry a bone
8. Thou shalt preserve thy son’s foreskin to keep it wholly
9. Thou shalt not forget thy wife’s birthday
10. Thou shalt not let others think for thee but shalt use thy own brain.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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The New 10 Commandments - by Nihilist Virus - June 19, 2016 at 7:16 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Minimalist - June 19, 2016 at 7:26 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by account_inactive - June 19, 2016 at 7:53 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by The Valkyrie - June 19, 2016 at 8:15 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Minimalist - June 19, 2016 at 8:17 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by The Valkyrie - June 19, 2016 at 8:37 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Rhondazvous - June 19, 2016 at 8:34 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Edwardo Piet - June 19, 2016 at 9:05 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Rhondazvous - June 21, 2016 at 10:43 am
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Minimalist - June 21, 2016 at 12:16 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by The Valkyrie - June 21, 2016 at 3:38 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2016 at 1:25 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Crossless1 - June 21, 2016 at 2:39 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2016 at 4:29 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Disciple - June 21, 2016 at 9:12 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Nihilist Virus - June 22, 2016 at 9:28 am
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Disciple - June 23, 2016 at 8:15 am
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Nihilist Virus - June 23, 2016 at 10:14 am
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Disciple - June 23, 2016 at 10:28 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Nihilist Virus - June 23, 2016 at 11:27 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Disciple - June 25, 2016 at 6:01 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Disciple - June 25, 2016 at 6:20 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Nihilist Virus - June 25, 2016 at 11:45 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Disciple - June 28, 2016 at 8:28 am
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Nihilist Virus - June 28, 2016 at 6:01 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Faith No More - June 22, 2016 at 12:00 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Disciple - June 23, 2016 at 8:18 am
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Veritas_Vincit - June 22, 2016 at 1:16 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Nihilist Virus - June 22, 2016 at 8:06 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by vorlon13 - June 22, 2016 at 11:05 pm
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by Veritas_Vincit - June 23, 2016 at 4:36 am
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by vorlon13 - June 23, 2016 at 8:38 am
RE: The New 10 Commandments - by madog - June 23, 2016 at 10:23 am

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