As a waste management specialist, how do you feel about school tax?

[Thumpalumpacus]

Please explain how your opinion as a waist-management specialist differences from your opinion as a hardcore fitness instructor before proceeding, baby.

I, uh, forgot ... what was the question again?

Oh yes, funding for schools.

Well, if you don't manage your waists properly, you'll have to increase funding to accommodate the extra children. It's a sliding-scale thing. Yes, some people will moan and groan, but that's okay.

As a hardcore fitness instructor, I think school funding should come from people who fly airplanes for a living.