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Challenge to Evolution Deniers
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RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers
Let me tell you something about Jews. There are a couple minor subdivisions, but for the most part they are separated into three main sects: orthodox/ultraorthodox, conservative, and reform.

The Orthodox and the Chasidic are so busy following rabbinical laws that call for certain prayers for just about everything, and HOW to follow those laws, that they don't have time to rule anything.

The Reform, on the other end of the spectrum, don't give a shit. They're just there for the bagels. (Guess where I ended up before calling it quits?)

The Conservatives now...there's a sticky issue. You see, I was raised Conservative. They get to pick and choose what they want to do. They technically have the time. They have the brains (after all, they push their kids like only a Jewish mother can when it comes to school). Some of them even have the money smarts.

But I say those fuckers are too busy trying to outdo each other in weddings and b'nai mitzvahs to have much time to conquer the world. The banking and media jobs are just a means to an end. When you're doing all you can to get your daughter's SECOND bat mitzvah ceremony to go off without a hitch (first one being on the east coast, second one in AZ) and you have to coordinate stage coaches to bring her and her friends to the temple that's decorated with a western theme (I'm not making this up), pissing on the rest of the world becomes secondary.
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Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by DeistPaladin - April 24, 2011 at 4:17 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by thesummerqueen - April 24, 2011 at 5:42 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 24, 2011 at 5:53 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Minimalist - April 24, 2011 at 5:57 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 24, 2011 at 6:26 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by JohnDG - April 30, 2011 at 5:36 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Faith No More - April 30, 2011 at 5:58 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Violet - April 24, 2011 at 6:21 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by DeistPaladin - April 25, 2011 at 12:24 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by downbeatplumb - April 25, 2011 at 6:25 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Minimalist - April 24, 2011 at 7:30 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 24, 2011 at 7:40 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by thesummerqueen - April 24, 2011 at 7:48 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Minimalist - April 24, 2011 at 10:16 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by reverendjeremiah - April 24, 2011 at 11:04 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by cheesychoad - April 24, 2011 at 11:08 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by reverendjeremiah - April 24, 2011 at 11:09 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Minimalist - April 24, 2011 at 11:17 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by reverendjeremiah - April 24, 2011 at 11:23 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Minimalist - April 25, 2011 at 2:08 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by thesummerqueen - April 24, 2011 at 11:13 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Violet - April 25, 2011 at 1:41 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by DeistPaladin - April 25, 2011 at 2:10 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Doubting Thomas - April 25, 2011 at 12:09 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by theVOID - April 25, 2011 at 2:39 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by thesummerqueen - April 25, 2011 at 12:28 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 25, 2011 at 1:57 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by thesummerqueen - April 25, 2011 at 3:11 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Minimalist - April 25, 2011 at 3:24 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by thesummerqueen - April 25, 2011 at 3:26 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Doubting Thomas - April 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by thesummerqueen - April 25, 2011 at 3:55 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by reverendjeremiah - April 25, 2011 at 4:03 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Doubting Thomas - April 25, 2011 at 4:21 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by reverendjeremiah - April 25, 2011 at 4:52 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Minimalist - April 25, 2011 at 4:57 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Doubting Thomas - April 25, 2011 at 5:18 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 25, 2011 at 5:55 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Violet - April 25, 2011 at 6:07 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 25, 2011 at 6:16 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Violet - April 25, 2011 at 6:32 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 25, 2011 at 6:36 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Violet - April 25, 2011 at 6:40 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by reverendjeremiah - April 25, 2011 at 6:52 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 25, 2011 at 6:58 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by thesummerqueen - April 25, 2011 at 7:04 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 25, 2011 at 7:10 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by downbeatplumb - April 26, 2011 at 1:40 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by thesummerqueen - April 25, 2011 at 7:48 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by reverendjeremiah - April 25, 2011 at 7:57 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 25, 2011 at 8:02 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by thesummerqueen - April 25, 2011 at 8:05 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Cinjin - April 25, 2011 at 8:32 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Violet - April 25, 2011 at 8:57 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by DeistPaladin - April 25, 2011 at 9:28 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by reverendjeremiah - April 26, 2011 at 1:56 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 26, 2011 at 4:10 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by leo-rcc - April 26, 2011 at 4:53 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 26, 2011 at 7:49 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by thesummerqueen - April 25, 2011 at 10:36 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Doubting Thomas - April 26, 2011 at 1:19 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by thesummerqueen - April 26, 2011 at 1:20 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by reverendjeremiah - April 26, 2011 at 6:20 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by reverendjeremiah - April 26, 2011 at 8:43 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Justtristo - April 26, 2011 at 8:54 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by DeistPaladin - April 26, 2011 at 11:52 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 27, 2011 at 8:17 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by reverendjeremiah - April 27, 2011 at 8:36 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 27, 2011 at 8:52 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by reverendjeremiah - April 27, 2011 at 9:15 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by KichigaiNeko - April 27, 2011 at 9:28 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 27, 2011 at 1:37 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by leo-rcc - April 28, 2011 at 4:03 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by thesummerqueen - April 27, 2011 at 8:37 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by DeistPaladin - April 27, 2011 at 8:42 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Thor - April 28, 2011 at 10:28 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 28, 2011 at 11:56 am
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by DeistPaladin - April 28, 2011 at 1:13 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 28, 2011 at 1:14 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Minimalist - April 28, 2011 at 12:04 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 28, 2011 at 12:14 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by reverendjeremiah - April 28, 2011 at 3:10 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by DeistPaladin - April 28, 2011 at 3:22 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by padraic - April 29, 2011 at 8:16 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Minimalist - April 28, 2011 at 3:26 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by LastPoet - April 28, 2011 at 5:15 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Gawdzilla - April 28, 2011 at 6:04 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by Minimalist - April 29, 2011 at 9:05 pm
RE: Challenge to Evolution Deniers - by downbeatplumb - April 30, 2011 at 5:20 am

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