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Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
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RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
June 24, 2016 at 1:28 am
(June 22, 2016 at 8:44 am)Aegon Wrote:
(June 21, 2016 at 11:10 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: [Image: tumblr_o8k6yj9H581v4057po1_540.jpg]

I think Ricky Gervais' stand up highlights the absurdity of it pretty well

https://youtu.be/h6omFJhKr6o

*helpless* lololololol

" I can't forget, I'm a fucking elephant "

hilarious



I remember being young, in Sunday School, and puzzling over the logistics of Noah's Ark, too.

The thought of a lone pair of male and female mosquitoes in the ark was bizarre:

One day the female mosquito lands on Noah's arm and he absentmindedly swats her, then he's like " Oops. "
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Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 21, 2016 at 10:02 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Gawdzilla - June 21, 2016 at 11:00 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 21, 2016 at 6:56 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by robvalue - June 21, 2016 at 11:04 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by zebo-the-fat - June 21, 2016 at 11:34 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 21, 2016 at 6:57 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Jackalope - June 21, 2016 at 8:19 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by The Valkyrie - June 21, 2016 at 8:23 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Aegon - June 21, 2016 at 7:15 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 21, 2016 at 11:47 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by The Valkyrie - June 21, 2016 at 7:22 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 22, 2016 at 1:19 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Joods - June 24, 2016 at 1:46 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by robvalue - June 21, 2016 at 11:00 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by SteelCurtain - June 21, 2016 at 11:10 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 22, 2016 at 1:23 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Aegon - June 22, 2016 at 8:44 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 24, 2016 at 1:28 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by The Valkyrie - June 21, 2016 at 11:12 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Minimalist - June 21, 2016 at 11:13 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by SteelCurtain - June 22, 2016 at 8:48 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by madog - June 22, 2016 at 9:51 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Expired - June 22, 2016 at 10:19 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Joods - June 24, 2016 at 2:25 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Joods - June 24, 2016 at 2:42 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Minimalist - June 24, 2016 at 2:33 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by chimp3 - June 24, 2016 at 6:26 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Gawdzilla - June 24, 2016 at 6:56 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by chimp3 - June 24, 2016 at 7:00 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Gawdzilla - June 24, 2016 at 7:00 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Gawdzilla - June 24, 2016 at 7:28 am

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