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Noah’s Ark Theme Park Destroyed In A Flood
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Noah’s Ark Theme Park Destroyed In A Flood
I dont often wish ill fate on anyone but I was so hoping this was true. Ah well..

http://thegoodlordabove.com/articles/details/235

The new 'Noah's Ark' Theme Park in Williamstown, Kentucky was destroyed in a flood earlier today. The sudden flash flood only seemed to affect the location of the Ark Encounter Theme Park, which was in the final phases of construction.

“From a meteorological standpoint, this is quite confusing,” said Dan Schmidt, a forecaster with the National Weather Service. “There were no storm clouds in the area. We're calling this flood an act of God.”

Religious group Answers in Genesis was behind the construction of the ill-fated theme park. No one was injured in the flood, although founder Ken Ham was left financially devastated.

“I don't understand,” said a crestfallen Ham. “There is this book…all the answers were in this book, the Bible. It told me to build an ark. Why did God forsake me?”



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RE: Noah’s Ark Theme Park Destroyed In A Flood
Cute. It'd be even cuter if it were true.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Noah’s Ark Theme Park Destroyed In A Flood
I'm hoping for a well-aimed tornado.  Preferably when the damn thing is full of jesus freaks who are whacking off on their "ark."

Assholes.
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RE: Noah’s Ark Theme Park Destroyed In A Flood
Lightning, sink hole, meteorite, TEF, hell, anything'll do . . .
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