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Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
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RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
(June 24, 2016 at 6:33 am)Rhythm Wrote: If only their ark was a boat, and not a pillar supported concrete footed amusement park attraction.  They dug a fake lake -in front- of the fucking thing for chrissakes.  They're not even trying...they could have at least submerged the foundations.

Even Ham isn't stupid enough to believe that the Ark, as specified, would float, leave alone sail storm tossed seas. If he did have faith then I would note that the Ohio River is 1.6 miles from the Creation Museum, so he could sail it down to the Gulf without too much trouble. (Have to  knock down a few bridges, but what the hell, it's God's Work!)
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Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 21, 2016 at 10:02 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Gawdzilla - June 21, 2016 at 11:00 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 21, 2016 at 6:56 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by robvalue - June 21, 2016 at 11:04 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by zebo-the-fat - June 21, 2016 at 11:34 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 21, 2016 at 6:57 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Jackalope - June 21, 2016 at 8:19 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by The Valkyrie - June 21, 2016 at 8:23 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Aegon - June 21, 2016 at 7:15 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 21, 2016 at 11:47 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by The Valkyrie - June 21, 2016 at 7:22 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 22, 2016 at 1:19 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Joods - June 24, 2016 at 1:46 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by robvalue - June 21, 2016 at 11:00 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by SteelCurtain - June 21, 2016 at 11:10 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 22, 2016 at 1:23 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Aegon - June 22, 2016 at 8:44 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 24, 2016 at 1:28 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by The Valkyrie - June 21, 2016 at 11:12 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Minimalist - June 21, 2016 at 11:13 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by SteelCurtain - June 22, 2016 at 8:48 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by madog - June 22, 2016 at 9:51 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Expired - June 22, 2016 at 10:19 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Joods - June 24, 2016 at 2:25 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Joods - June 24, 2016 at 2:42 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Minimalist - June 24, 2016 at 2:33 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by chimp3 - June 24, 2016 at 6:26 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Gawdzilla - June 24, 2016 at 6:56 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by chimp3 - June 24, 2016 at 7:00 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Gawdzilla - June 24, 2016 at 7:00 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Gawdzilla - June 24, 2016 at 7:28 am

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