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Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
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RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park
Didn't this whole travesty get a recent setback because a big flood came through and fucked it up? I swear, if there is a god, its sole pastime must be making people who try to appease it look stupid.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 21, 2016 at 10:02 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Gawdzilla - June 21, 2016 at 11:00 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 21, 2016 at 6:56 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by robvalue - June 21, 2016 at 11:04 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by zebo-the-fat - June 21, 2016 at 11:34 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 21, 2016 at 6:57 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Jackalope - June 21, 2016 at 8:19 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by The Valkyrie - June 21, 2016 at 8:23 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Aegon - June 21, 2016 at 7:15 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 21, 2016 at 11:47 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by The Valkyrie - June 21, 2016 at 7:22 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 22, 2016 at 1:19 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Joods - June 24, 2016 at 1:46 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by robvalue - June 21, 2016 at 11:00 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by SteelCurtain - June 21, 2016 at 11:10 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 22, 2016 at 1:23 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Aegon - June 22, 2016 at 8:44 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by MTL - June 24, 2016 at 1:28 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by The Valkyrie - June 21, 2016 at 11:12 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Minimalist - June 21, 2016 at 11:13 pm
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by SteelCurtain - June 22, 2016 at 8:48 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by madog - June 22, 2016 at 9:51 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Expired - June 22, 2016 at 10:19 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Joods - June 24, 2016 at 2:25 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Joods - June 24, 2016 at 2:42 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Minimalist - June 24, 2016 at 2:33 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by chimp3 - June 24, 2016 at 6:26 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Gawdzilla - June 24, 2016 at 6:56 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by chimp3 - June 24, 2016 at 7:00 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Gawdzilla - June 24, 2016 at 7:00 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Gawdzilla - June 24, 2016 at 7:28 am
RE: Noah's Ark Creationist Theme Park - by Redbeard The Pink - June 24, 2016 at 8:28 am

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