Nice.
I was already a bitch before I moved, but I entirely blame North Carolina and its hick residents for making me the disgruntled Jew I am today. Texas played a large hand too, and from afar - no mean feat.
But I draw the line at overly bitter coffee. If I said I needed a little cream, and left to go to the gym right now as I plan to, I shudder to think what would be done with that statement in my absence.
I was already a bitch before I moved, but I entirely blame North Carolina and its hick residents for making me the disgruntled Jew I am today. Texas played a large hand too, and from afar - no mean feat.
But I draw the line at overly bitter coffee. If I said I needed a little cream, and left to go to the gym right now as I plan to, I shudder to think what would be done with that statement in my absence.