Greetings, my fellow Hebrews and Shebrews.

[Chris_Zee_Great]

Nice.

I was already a bitch before I moved, but I entirely blame North Carolina and its hick residents for making me the disgruntled Jew I am today. Texas played a large hand too, and from afar - no mean feat.

But I draw the line at overly bitter coffee. If I said I needed a little cream, and left to go to the gym right now as I plan to, I shudder to think what would be done with that statement in my absence.

I may be a self-proclaimed asshole who is also just as perverted as the next man in line, but I'll leave other members with a sick sense of humor to take this one...Only because I don't know you.