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She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!

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She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 24, 2016 at 9:13 pm
(June 24, 2016 at 9:10 pm)TheRealJoeFish Wrote: Pffft! If she's real, show me the holes in her hands that I may stick my fingers in them.

That's from the bible I think.

She prefers not to be crucified. She's smart like that. Made the decision herself.
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She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!

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She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet! - by J a c k - June 24, 2016 at 8:47 pm
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet! - by J a c k - June 24, 2016 at 9:13 pm
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet! - by brewer - June 24, 2016 at 10:24 pm
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet! - by J a c k - June 24, 2016 at 10:37 pm
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet! - by Spirian - June 24, 2016 at 10:29 pm
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet! - by J a c k - June 24, 2016 at 10:36 pm
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet! - by Losty - June 25, 2016 at 3:26 am
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet! - by Losty - June 25, 2016 at 4:54 am
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet! - by Ayen - June 25, 2016 at 5:00 am
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet! - by brewer - June 25, 2016 at 9:14 am
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet! - by Ayen - June 25, 2016 at 5:33 am
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet! - by Ayen - June 25, 2016 at 5:39 am
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet! - by robvalue - June 25, 2016 at 10:18 am
RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet! - by Exian - June 25, 2016 at 1:07 pm

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