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She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me

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She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
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She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
December 30, 2014 at 9:22 pm
My wife keeps sucking the life out of me. I forgot to wish her Happy Birthday and she went all nuts, to the point of going for a night out with another man (who is apparently just a friend).

Just a few weeks ago, she went on full rage because I forgot to book tickets for a movie.

All this drama started a few months ago when I left for a week's vacation to New Zealand with my buddies.

What should I do?

*PS: She is not cheating with me - that I am fully convinced.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
December 30, 2014 at 9:29 pm
Put down your stupid ass bible and pay attention to your wife.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
December 30, 2014 at 9:31 pm
(December 30, 2014 at 9:22 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote: What should I do?

File for divorce and do your wife a favour.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
December 30, 2014 at 9:33 pm
Still using Tor to mask your IP address after you agreed not to?

Hmmm.....
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
December 30, 2014 at 9:37 pm
Guys, this is not a joke. Please help me.

(December 30, 2014 at 9:33 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Still using Tor to mask your IP address after you agreed not to?

Hmmm.....

Sorry, I forgot. As I said, its become a habit. Changing to real IP now.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
December 30, 2014 at 9:42 pm (This post was last modified: December 30, 2014 at 9:44 pm by Marsellus Wallace.)
(December 30, 2014 at 9:22 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote: My wife keeps sucking the life out of me. I forgot to wish her Happy Birthday and she went all nuts, to the point of going for a night out with another man (who is apparently just a friend).

Just a few weeks ago, she went on full rage because I forgot to book tickets for a movie.

All this drama started a few months ago when I left for a week's vacation to New Zealand with my buddies.

What should I do?

*PS: She is not cheating with me - that I am fully convinced.

Its hard to say what you should do, life choices are always up to the person taking them.

IMO,Women usually go nuts when you forget things that they care about. They feel that you don't give a shit about them, just because you didn't remember.
You should try to cool her down .

This video is a perfect example :

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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
December 30, 2014 at 9:45 pm
(December 30, 2014 at 9:37 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote: Guys, this is not a joke. Please help me.

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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
December 30, 2014 at 9:46 pm
(December 30, 2014 at 9:37 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote: Guys, this is not a joke. Please help me.

Seriously. Listen to her. Dote on her. Be there for her.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
December 30, 2014 at 9:51 pm
(December 30, 2014 at 9:22 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote: My wife keeps sucking the life out of me.
And you're complaining... why? Do you know how many guys would love if their wife went down on them from time to time?
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
December 30, 2014 at 10:00 pm (This post was last modified: December 30, 2014 at 10:02 pm by Anomalocaris.)
Why not pray really really hard, put your faith in the jesus you believe in enough to profess to love, and just accept whatever happens afterwards is your true part in Jesus's plan, and reflect your true worth as seen through the infallible and omniscient eyes of your jesus?

Thinking
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