(April 26, 2011 at 6:34 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote: If you have a "May 21st, Save the Date!" billboard near you, be ready on the 22nd for any graffiti that might appear. They'll probably be taken down pretty quick, so be alert. And post here, of course!
Actually I bumped into god on a downtown bus yesterday, and he didn't seem to know anything about May 21st. So, I asked him why his followers thought that and he told me that he didn't have a fuckin clue, and added that, "they've been makin shit up for centuries."
I asked him if I should let his people know so that they don't go and do anything stupid and he told me, "First of all, that won't stop them from doin stupid shit, and secondly, I wouldn't if I were you. Experience has taught me that my people don't exactly handle differing opinions too well."
As god got off at the next stop I asked him what Heaven is like and would I get to see my grandparents. He answered, "Actually, I made it so that everybody gets to go the Heaven ... why do you think I'm down here?"
He added as he stepped off the bus, "oh an the next time you feel like praying, just assume the answer is no."
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