Does a God exist?

[Excited Penguin]

It's because you're not praying hard enough. Don't worry that will stop once you pray hard enough.

And remember, if your back doesn't stop hurting even after praying super hard for ages, it's because you're still not praying hard enough. O.K.?

Good. Then we agree.

Haha, nice try, but I'm not that simple, nor is my belief. I don't expect to get a response when praying, or even for God to intervene in my life and change something, earlier joke aside. I pray because it makes me feel good to think that there's someone out there listening to my private thoughts and that he cares. Especially in this age, some people need that, you know? Don't hate me for it...