Your lack of imagination is your defeat

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So . . . radioactive decay is a function of an element's energy wanting to escape? What about stable elements? The energy is content? Or is it just lazy?

I swear, every time I think you've hit stupidity bedrock, you manage to dig deeper. They could use your head to drill for deep sea oil reserves.

Despite your stupidity   in judging what you don't know the question is rather interesting.
Why the energy escape in some elements and not in others?
Easy reply son.
According to yoga the creation is continuous.
It never stop.
That means that the one who pop up first is at the top of the line and the one who pop up later is behind.
Like when you get in a taxi queue.
All elements that compose the universe are of different nature although they spring up from the same source.
Some elements are older than other that is why their latent stage is coming to an end while for other it
will come later.
Elements like uranium and other are older than many other that is why their time to awake has come.
Got it?  

This pretty much sums up the office-wide reaction I got when I showed your quoted post. Thanks for the laugh, Rik, you loud 'n' proud moron. How you manage to take a piss without catching your dick in the zipper every time is one of life's enduring mysteries.