Over-caffeinated, your tips?

[Excited Penguin]

That's a little too harsh. People are different, they react to the same things differently. Maybe just chill, ok?

Fuck off. You also have zero appreciation for the challenges many people grind through on a daily basis just to make ends meet that make the 'too much caffeine' excuse offensive. Truly sad.

Also, if someone was so different that their tolerance of the intake of normal amounts of caffeine (empty stomach be damned) was so outside the bounds of normal experience, they should consult a fucking doctor and not seek remedy and pity from an online forum. This is so far astray of anything approaching a work ethic that I'm still holding out hope that this is all a joke.

Ok, I can see what you're saying is definitely retarded, but it's so retarded, I don't even know where to begin.


Tell us, Mr. Perfect, tell us about an average day in your life. Let us look at the perfect shit you do that makes you go insane over the fact that some random stranger excused himself from work because of drinking too much caffeine.


You know what I think? You've either got something against the OP for some other reason, or you're a little too emotional about this because of some shit that happened in your personal life. Whichever it is, get over it, will you, 'cause this is just fucking pathetic, don't make me dissect this stupidity, it's beneath both of us. And that's the last time I'll let you get away with biting my head off for inviting you to chill, you fucking cunt.