Lust, sex, random thought

[Excited Penguin]

I bet you would have gotten your father more than just a few shekels.   Provided that you could be taught to defer to your purchasers sexual mores.  Nobody pays good money for a horse that can't be broken, an ox that can't be yoked.   I;m just saying, you should probably work on that mouth, it's a problem, in that you keep using it for the wrong things.....like disagreeing with slut shaming men and whatnot.  

I've got a pig that keeps getting loose, and I know, deep down, she;s doing it to go out and get some strange.  She's -cheating- on what we have!  She's going to end up as bacon if she keeps it up.

We shrews must be tamed.  It is the great burden of men everywhere to keep their women in line, and the back-talk to a minimum. I mean what REAL man can't keep his hoe on a short leash?!  

@EP:  Pretty much no such thing as "too far" for me when it comes to jokes.  It's when it's NOT a joke that it becomes a problem, and we all know that Rhythm is a top-notch fella.  No worries.  [emoji6]

Ok, sorry for being a nosy moron. I'll go hide in the corner now...