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Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism
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Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism
August 26, 2016 at 1:42 pm
Alrighty god.

Me: Give yourself up or get ready to get pwnd...

God: Fuck off science, don't touch my Universe again.

Me: Well you can't hide it from me.

God: Stfu bruh.

Me: Time to finish this once and for all...

God: You never disapproved me! Even in my other failed universe!

Me: You failed those universes because your a lazy dumbass who needs a clock work universe

God: Whatever, they couldn't handle my divinity.

Me: Without me you can't explain a clock work universe.


God: Mhmm, what about the beginning of the universe?

Me: What about the beginning of you?

God: Erm, eh... Don't question me.

Me: Yeah... Though so, I'll let you question me though. You won't ever get rid of me with your divinity mate.

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Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism

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Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism - by ScienceAf - August 26, 2016 at 1:42 pm
RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism - by abaris - August 26, 2016 at 1:43 pm
RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism - by ScienceAf - August 26, 2016 at 2:06 pm
RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism - by KevinM1 - August 26, 2016 at 2:08 pm
RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism - by abaris - August 26, 2016 at 2:41 pm
RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism - by ScienceAf - August 26, 2016 at 2:04 pm
RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism - by abaris - August 26, 2016 at 3:55 pm
RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism - by ScienceAf - August 26, 2016 at 3:41 pm
RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism - by Arkilogue - August 30, 2016 at 12:04 am
RE: Science Vs. The Forces of Creationism - by joseph_ - August 29, 2016 at 11:38 pm

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