Christianity Can't Be True Because...

[Pat Mustard]

Christianity is not true because I actually read the bible using critical thinking skills.

You shouldn't believe everything you read....or else you'll end up thinking these guys are actual Christians.

They are. They follow the strictures contained within the bible, unlike a la carte christians, who think they can take what they like and ditch the rest.

But then again, I'm not surprised that somebody who thinks electromagnetism worked differently before humanity discovered how it works thinks that ignoring the rules in the bible is necessary to be a christian.